G.O.A.T Small Game Hunter – Daisy

Hello. Daisy here.

I don’t like to brag…

Okay, that’s not entirely true.

I believe I may be the Greatest Small Game Hunter Of All Time.

I hear the other dogs at the park:

🐿️ “I chased a squirrel!”
🐰 “I almost got a bunny!”
🐦 “I was THIS close to that bird!”

Cute.

I prefer stories that begin with:

“I caught…”

Groundhogs. Rabbits. Bunnies. Chipmunks. Mice. Birds.

Basically, if it’s small, fast and thinks it can outrun me…

Challenge accepted.

Mom says I have pretty much eliminated all wildlife from our yard.

And for the first time in YEARS, we have a garden absolutely LOADED with veggies.

Other people have six-foot fences, chicken wire, garden netting, fake owls and motion sprinklers.

Mom has Daisy.

YEAH ME. 🐐🏆

My compensation package is extremely reasonable:

🦴 Treats
💕 Belly rubs
🌳 Unlimited yard access
🚫 And absolutely NO questions about what I’m doing with my head under the shed.

Love,
Daisy 🐾
Director of Small Game Management

👇 Anybody else living with a self-appointed Head of Yard Security?