Tall Tails
The Great Race
Aug
The Great Race
Based on true events… at least according to the dog.
Before we get started…
Take a good look at the five dogs in the photo above.
One of us has a little secret.
I’m not saying who…
At least not yet. 😏
Now, let me tell you my story…
I’d like everyone to know that I’m incredibly handsome.
My coat is ridiculously soft.
And my humans tell me I’m a very, very good dog.
They’re absolutely right.
But every dog has that one thing they’re known for.
Mine?
🏆 I’m the undefeated champion of… The Great Race.
The Poop Race, that is. 💩😂
You see, I have a brother.
And let’s just say… he has impeccable timing.
The second I hear…
“He’s pooping!”
🏁 GAME ON!
It’s me…
My humans…
The poop bag…
Everybody racing toward the finish line.
There’s usually a lot of yelling.
Mostly…
“NOOOOOO!”
Honestly, I don’t understand all the excitement.
We’re all headed to the same place…
I’m just a little faster.
I’ve overheard countless strategy meetings.
🍍 Pineapple.
🎃 Pumpkin.
Supplements.
Magic powders.
The internet apparently has LOTS of opinions.
But from my professional point of view…
There’s really only one solution.
😂 Be faster than me… and pick it up first.
So far…
🏆 I’m still undefeated.
🐾 The Big Reveal…
Still trying to figure out which one I am?
👇
Hi! I’m Petey. 😇
I know…
I don’t exactly look like the reigning champion of The Great Race.
That’s because I’ve perfected…
The innocent face.
Works almost every time.
🐾 Now I Have a Question for You…
Does your family have a Great Race participant? 💩😂
Or maybe your dog has another hilarious habit that keeps everyone laughing?
I’d love to hear your story!
Leave it in the comments below, and who knows… your dog might become the next star of Tall Tails.
❤️ Until next tail…
Love, Petey